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reasons not to take finals
Oct. 14th, 2015 08:34 am1. I have tiny papercuts all over my body.
2. The nearest conbini only has bandaids with disney princesses on them. No Cinderella. Like hell I'm going out looking like a broken Elsa mirror.
3. I spent the entire night looking at hot buns on the internet. I can't stop. I might have a problem.
4. Just painted my nails.
5. I ordered fake rose petals on the internet. Too filled with disappointment to move.
6. My senpai forgot to feed me. Today I ate a sandwich that was just two pieces of bread and a sugar cookie.
7. My lego model plane is missing a captain. I'll look to the end of the earth to feel complete.
8. My bed still smells like chlorine. Fuck you with a cactus, Yamazaki.
10. A piece of anchovy got onto my side of the pizza. I wanted to throw up everything I've ever eaten in my entire life.
11. I changed my desktop to this picture of Annie and now I can't look away.
12. I sprained my ankle and took viagra instead of painkillers. Oops.
13. Went to an awesome GazettE concert and never left. Still there. Staring at the stage and remembering what was.
14. I tried a new hairstyle and the cashier at the convenience store said it looked nice. I can never leave the apartment again.
15. My relationship status: Reached a hand to pet Annie, but she moved away so I pretended that I was going for the remote instead.
16. My pen ran out of ink.
17. I got hungry and ate a pencil.
18. I was walking along at night and pulled into a van by a crazy stalker. My senpai thought it was a joke.
19. Quitting school to pursue ballet.
20. They ran out of my brand of toothpaste at the shop. I had to buy a different one and I need some time to get used to this new change.
21. My prostitution business is going poorly because I'm too generous. Taking business classes online.
22. My room is haunted. I can't leave the sage burning without supervision.
23. I heard pinky toes were useless, so I cut mine off to donate to science. Blood soaked through all my envelopes and I need more before the appendages rot.
24. Plagued by nightmares about that Antonio Bandaras cutout I saw. Need therapy.
25. Kite the Hitman Eishirou murdered me in plain sight. But he paid off all the employees of Hoshien cafe and still has to take his finals.
2. The nearest conbini only has bandaids with disney princesses on them. No Cinderella. Like hell I'm going out looking like a broken Elsa mirror.
3. I spent the entire night looking at hot buns on the internet. I can't stop. I might have a problem.
4. Just painted my nails.
5. I ordered fake rose petals on the internet. Too filled with disappointment to move.
6. My senpai forgot to feed me. Today I ate a sandwich that was just two pieces of bread and a sugar cookie.
7. My lego model plane is missing a captain. I'll look to the end of the earth to feel complete.
8. My bed still smells like chlorine. Fuck you with a cactus, Yamazaki.
10. A piece of anchovy got onto my side of the pizza. I wanted to throw up everything I've ever eaten in my entire life.
11. I changed my desktop to this picture of Annie and now I can't look away.
12. I sprained my ankle and took viagra instead of painkillers. Oops.
13. Went to an awesome GazettE concert and never left. Still there. Staring at the stage and remembering what was.
14. I tried a new hairstyle and the cashier at the convenience store said it looked nice. I can never leave the apartment again.
15. My relationship status: Reached a hand to pet Annie, but she moved away so I pretended that I was going for the remote instead.
16. My pen ran out of ink.
17. I got hungry and ate a pencil.
18. I was walking along at night and pulled into a van by a crazy stalker. My senpai thought it was a joke.
19. Quitting school to pursue ballet.
20. They ran out of my brand of toothpaste at the shop. I had to buy a different one and I need some time to get used to this new change.
21. My prostitution business is going poorly because I'm too generous. Taking business classes online.
22. My room is haunted. I can't leave the sage burning without supervision.
23. I heard pinky toes were useless, so I cut mine off to donate to science. Blood soaked through all my envelopes and I need more before the appendages rot.
24. Plagued by nightmares about that Antonio Bandaras cutout I saw. Need therapy.
25. Kite the Hitman Eishirou murdered me in plain sight. But he paid off all the employees of Hoshien cafe and still has to take his finals.
