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a haiku about my life
Jun. 10th, 2016 05:20 pmfuck no cant do it
it's too hot you cant make me
bring me a doughnut
it's too hot you cant make me
bring me a doughnut
tax season
Apr. 24th, 2016 08:43 amI hate to do this, but you're all going to have to give me 15% of the food in your room.
Except Hirakoba - order a pizza.
Except Hirakoba - order a pizza.
required reading
Apr. 9th, 2016 09:19 amTo make sure that none of you end up in the sorry position of Aomine_Daiki, please comment here for your assigned reading.
some sweet catches
Mar. 23rd, 2016 05:54 pmget a man who can do both
get a man who can do both
get a man who can do both
get a man who can do both
get a man who can do both
get a man who can do both
get a man who can do both
get a man who can do both. Okay, maybe not. Half credit for different outfits.
(ooc: In reference to this meme. If you have any problems with the pictures posted, please let me know and I will take it down asap)
get a man who can do both
get a man who can do both
get a man who can do both
get a man who can do both
get a man who can do both
get a man who can do both
get a man who can do both. Okay, maybe not. Half credit for different outfits.
(ooc: In reference to this meme. If you have any problems with the pictures posted, please let me know and I will take it down asap)
I have some pictures of this guy enjoying his favorite activities.
( Where's my fucking crepe? )
Happy birthday. Fuck you.
( Where's my fucking crepe? )
Happy birthday. Fuck you.
Yelp @ Toyama
Feb. 5th, 2016 02:23 pmAre you often disappointed by people?
Do you find yourself grudgingly impressed when someone who you thought an idiot threw out a half-decent burn?
Let's all just save some time and provide our reviews and thoughts on Toyama students here. We can quickly find the companions we deserve and save both time and emotion.
Allow me to explain -
Category: First, I will divide this post into categories. There are separate threads to review friends, frenemies, senpai, kouhai, rivals, teammates, classmates, romantic partners, and sexual partners. You may add your own if you like.
Category is very important. Make sure you're evaluating each person on how they satisfy your qualifications for each category. You'd evaluate a senpai differently than you'd evaluate a friend.
Who: The person being reviewed
Cost: High maintenance? Low maintenance? Is this person exhausting? Use $ (1-5) to demonstrate the level and elaborate.
Stars: Quality is everything
Review: Did this person meet your expectations? Are they consistent? How did you feel after interacting with them?
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This example belongs in the category of senpai
Who: Hitouji Yuuji
Cost: $$ - With the exception of his messes, not the worst company. But sometimes he flips out on mushrooms and you have to stop him from eating dead squirrels. Anticipate that you will feel more like the senpai and come into it prepared.
Stars: ** - Gets mad when you eat his snacks and can't iron his clothes properly.
Reviews: While occasionally funny, Yuuji-senpai has never been a model of good behavior. However, I do award points for his consistency over the years. If you won't be easily coaxed into mooning large audiences, you can probably survive being his kouhai. He's stingy, but if you learn how to pick the lock on his door, you're golden.
Do you find yourself grudgingly impressed when someone who you thought an idiot threw out a half-decent burn?
Let's all just save some time and provide our reviews and thoughts on Toyama students here. We can quickly find the companions we deserve and save both time and emotion.
Allow me to explain -
Category: First, I will divide this post into categories. There are separate threads to review friends, frenemies, senpai, kouhai, rivals, teammates, classmates, romantic partners, and sexual partners. You may add your own if you like.
Category is very important. Make sure you're evaluating each person on how they satisfy your qualifications for each category. You'd evaluate a senpai differently than you'd evaluate a friend.
Who: The person being reviewed
Cost: High maintenance? Low maintenance? Is this person exhausting? Use $ (1-5) to demonstrate the level and elaborate.
Stars: Quality is everything
Review: Did this person meet your expectations? Are they consistent? How did you feel after interacting with them?
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This example belongs in the category of senpai
Who: Hitouji Yuuji
Cost: $$ - With the exception of his messes, not the worst company. But sometimes he flips out on mushrooms and you have to stop him from eating dead squirrels. Anticipate that you will feel more like the senpai and come into it prepared.
Stars: ** - Gets mad when you eat his snacks and can't iron his clothes properly.
Reviews: While occasionally funny, Yuuji-senpai has never been a model of good behavior. However, I do award points for his consistency over the years. If you won't be easily coaxed into mooning large audiences, you can probably survive being his kouhai. He's stingy, but if you learn how to pick the lock on his door, you're golden.
what have you assholes learned?
Jan. 20th, 2016 08:40 amRemember how everyone practiced the judgement of others here?
The best way to master something is to keep practicing. I'm posting people's names below. Post whatever you want. Can be true, can be a rumor, can be bullshit, and can definitely be anonymous.
The best way to master something is to keep practicing. I'm posting people's names below. Post whatever you want. Can be true, can be a rumor, can be bullshit, and can definitely be anonymous.
Missing Child
Jan. 14th, 2016 04:44 pmMy nephew escaped -
I do have him GPS'd, on my way, everything's fine, but if you see a seven-year-old bullying some college students, try to contain him.
Full disclosure: He is armed with a nerf gun and silly bands. I will provide no compensation for physical injuries or mental distress.
(ooc: Feel free to spot Kou if you'd like! You can make up any story within reason :) If you're not sure hit me up first)
I do have him GPS'd, on my way, everything's fine, but if you see a seven-year-old bullying some college students, try to contain him.
Full disclosure: He is armed with a nerf gun and silly bands. I will provide no compensation for physical injuries or mental distress.
(ooc: Feel free to spot Kou if you'd like! You can make up any story within reason :) If you're not sure hit me up first)
(no subject)
Jan. 1st, 2016 09:55 amGood morning and Happy New Year.
Apparently Nagisa-kun and Yamazaki-kun decided that a nice, graphic video of them making out was an awesome and appropriate New Year's present to send to Hirakoba. I thought everyone should know just how thoughtful they are.
Have a good day.
Apparently Nagisa-kun and Yamazaki-kun decided that a nice, graphic video of them making out was an awesome and appropriate New Year's present to send to Hirakoba. I thought everyone should know just how thoughtful they are.
Have a good day.
(no subject)
Dec. 26th, 2015 11:32 am
Just finished the long drive home playlist. I'm mentally preparing myself for all of the legos that I'm going to build with Kou-chan when I get home. I just know that aniki is saving them all for me to help him with. Apparently I get to make a thousand piece train set too.
At least there will be mochi making.
(ooc: GIFTS:
Kenya - A new running playlist, some really great running socks, bluetooth exercise headphones, and some very bright pairs of briefs. Also a leather collar with a ring as a
Yuuji - Some mugs with markers to draw on them
Hirakoba - Some shrimp chips, a playlist, and a coupon for pizza on him
Tsukki - Children's list making book and a playlist
Kuroo - a rooster beanie baby
Murasakibara - some umaibo for his rocket
Everyone else he talks to - A small box of mochi
Secret Santa - Gou got her naked calendar)
Screened from Matsuoka Gou
Dec. 16th, 2015 10:35 amPlease donate semi-nude pictures of yourself or of a friend here for a good cause.
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(ooc: He's making Gou a Toyama athlete calendar T_T. If you want your muse in it and they're too shy, let me know and Z can...mysteriously happen on a photo (or photoshop it)
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(ooc: He's making Gou a Toyama athlete calendar T_T. If you want your muse in it and they're too shy, let me know and Z can...mysteriously happen on a photo (or photoshop it)
christmas countdown
Dec. 6th, 2015 07:18 pmwhat is this
(ooc: If you are unable to see the video [of a random selection of some Toyama mall elves pasted into a generator] and would like to, give me a heads up and I'll email it to you)
(ooc: If you are unable to see the video [of a random selection of some Toyama mall elves pasted into a generator] and would like to, give me a heads up and I'll email it to you)
No speed no life
Nov. 21st, 2015 02:10 pm(ooc: This is based purely on whatever information Zaizen has about your character based on journals, known gossip, and whatever might come up on google if your muse is a public figure. If you are uncomfortable with me selecting/photoshopping an image/motto for your character, either provide one/both via PM/email/aim or contact me to discuss)
annoucement
Nov. 16th, 2015 11:10 am
When I saw you for the first time, dressed in pink and feathers while twirling by me on rollerblades, I thought you were an idiot. My opinion hasn't changed much in the last nine years, but now you're my idiot.
fuck your list tsukishima
Oct. 25th, 2015 11:06 pmWe live in a country with too many damn people. Sometimes, public touching is kind of unavoidable. You don't like it, I don't like it, but it happens and we move on. I will not be not talking about random shoulder brushing, or the misfortune of being crammed up against someone during rush hour to fit on the damn train, whatever. I will be talking about people who touch you on purpose in a bad touch way.
It's not you fault. It's their fault. But there are some steps you can take to avoid fuckheads touching you and deal with them once it's too late/they were too stupid for preventative measures. Today we'll just be dealing with the train setting. Do you remember how we practiced those judging people skills earlier on this blog? Good. You will need those skills today, padawan.
1. Eye people up on the platform. People are kind of ugh but use your judgement to decide your best compartment sharing option. I highly recommend the kind of old lady that would call you a hooligan. Sometimes you get purse candy.
2. Where you stand matters. Back against the wall if possible. If impossible, back against the most reliable person you can spot.
3. Sometimes reliable looking people are actually fuckheads in disguise. And people who look like fuckheads are secretly reliable. Oops. But if someone is touching you, sometimes vocalizing it is enough to get them to stop. "Sir fuckhead, you are touching my ass. Stop." Most likely, they will get all embarrassed and try to laugh it off like a mistake. Sneak a picture and report them once you get off the train.
4. If someone starts behaving like a sketch, stare at them. Stare like you are dead inside. Then smile your worst smile.
5. Sometimes these measures are not enough. For these purposes, always carry a large pot to give you more space. This pot should be filled with cereal. Eat the cereal. Most people will leave you alone.
6. If someone asks to share your cereal, they probably have good taste, but refuse politely. If someone touches your bum on purpose, dump cereal onto their shoulder. Milk and wheat are very effective against train gropers. I always hold out hope for them to grow brains, but that's expecting too much.
7. While they're touching you, start an overly eager conversation. "Hello, have you ever felt like there's a higher power? Have you ever felt that there's someone looking out for you? If so, please consider joining our celibate order of the Purple Celestial Dragon. Would you like to hear how the Great Dragon Yolanda created the universe?" Bonus points for pamphlets.
8. Pretend that you are way younger than you are. Call someone that you trust and ask them "Can I get pregnant from this?" Appeal to the righteously horrified passengers around you.
9. Find a blond martial artist to adopt you. Pinch your assailant until said blond arrives.
10. The face
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But in all seriousness, no one has the right to touch you. If someone has been bothering you, report them.
It's not you fault. It's their fault. But there are some steps you can take to avoid fuckheads touching you and deal with them once it's too late/they were too stupid for preventative measures. Today we'll just be dealing with the train setting. Do you remember how we practiced those judging people skills earlier on this blog? Good. You will need those skills today, padawan.
1. Eye people up on the platform. People are kind of ugh but use your judgement to decide your best compartment sharing option. I highly recommend the kind of old lady that would call you a hooligan. Sometimes you get purse candy.
2. Where you stand matters. Back against the wall if possible. If impossible, back against the most reliable person you can spot.
3. Sometimes reliable looking people are actually fuckheads in disguise. And people who look like fuckheads are secretly reliable. Oops. But if someone is touching you, sometimes vocalizing it is enough to get them to stop. "Sir fuckhead, you are touching my ass. Stop." Most likely, they will get all embarrassed and try to laugh it off like a mistake. Sneak a picture and report them once you get off the train.
4. If someone starts behaving like a sketch, stare at them. Stare like you are dead inside. Then smile your worst smile.
5. Sometimes these measures are not enough. For these purposes, always carry a large pot to give you more space. This pot should be filled with cereal. Eat the cereal. Most people will leave you alone.
6. If someone asks to share your cereal, they probably have good taste, but refuse politely. If someone touches your bum on purpose, dump cereal onto their shoulder. Milk and wheat are very effective against train gropers. I always hold out hope for them to grow brains, but that's expecting too much.
7. While they're touching you, start an overly eager conversation. "Hello, have you ever felt like there's a higher power? Have you ever felt that there's someone looking out for you? If so, please consider joining our celibate order of the Purple Celestial Dragon. Would you like to hear how the Great Dragon Yolanda created the universe?" Bonus points for pamphlets.
8. Pretend that you are way younger than you are. Call someone that you trust and ask them "Can I get pregnant from this?" Appeal to the righteously horrified passengers around you.
9. Find a blond martial artist to adopt you. Pinch your assailant until said blond arrives.
10. The face
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But in all seriousness, no one has the right to touch you. If someone has been bothering you, report them.
If you woke up in a strange bed under a naked blond who smelled like anchovies, you would...
A. pile bits of pizza on his back until he wakes up
B. play the final countdown in his ear until he wakes up
C. since you're stuck anyway, call mom for a chat
D. call the other blond in your life for advice
E. post to online journals for sympathy
If you pass, maybe you'll get a second question.
(ooc: pretend this was posted on friday morning)
A. pile bits of pizza on his back until he wakes up
B. play the final countdown in his ear until he wakes up
C. since you're stuck anyway, call mom for a chat
D. call the other blond in your life for advice
E. post to online journals for sympathy
If you pass, maybe you'll get a second question.
(ooc: pretend this was posted on friday morning)
reasons not to take finals
Oct. 14th, 2015 08:34 am1. I have tiny papercuts all over my body.
2. The nearest conbini only has bandaids with disney princesses on them. No Cinderella. Like hell I'm going out looking like a broken Elsa mirror.
3. I spent the entire night looking at hot buns on the internet. I can't stop. I might have a problem.
4. Just painted my nails.
5. I ordered fake rose petals on the internet. Too filled with disappointment to move.
6. My senpai forgot to feed me. Today I ate a sandwich that was just two pieces of bread and a sugar cookie.
7. My lego model plane is missing a captain. I'll look to the end of the earth to feel complete.
8. My bed still smells like chlorine. Fuck you with a cactus, Yamazaki.
10. A piece of anchovy got onto my side of the pizza. I wanted to throw up everything I've ever eaten in my entire life.
11. I changed my desktop to this picture of Annie and now I can't look away.
12. I sprained my ankle and took viagra instead of painkillers. Oops.
13. Went to an awesome GazettE concert and never left. Still there. Staring at the stage and remembering what was.
14. I tried a new hairstyle and the cashier at the convenience store said it looked nice. I can never leave the apartment again.
15. My relationship status: Reached a hand to pet Annie, but she moved away so I pretended that I was going for the remote instead.
16. My pen ran out of ink.
17. I got hungry and ate a pencil.
18. I was walking along at night and pulled into a van by a crazy stalker. My senpai thought it was a joke.
19. Quitting school to pursue ballet.
20. They ran out of my brand of toothpaste at the shop. I had to buy a different one and I need some time to get used to this new change.
21. My prostitution business is going poorly because I'm too generous. Taking business classes online.
22. My room is haunted. I can't leave the sage burning without supervision.
23. I heard pinky toes were useless, so I cut mine off to donate to science. Blood soaked through all my envelopes and I need more before the appendages rot.
24. Plagued by nightmares about that Antonio Bandaras cutout I saw. Need therapy.
25. Kite the Hitman Eishirou murdered me in plain sight. But he paid off all the employees of Hoshien cafe and still has to take his finals.
2. The nearest conbini only has bandaids with disney princesses on them. No Cinderella. Like hell I'm going out looking like a broken Elsa mirror.
3. I spent the entire night looking at hot buns on the internet. I can't stop. I might have a problem.
4. Just painted my nails.
5. I ordered fake rose petals on the internet. Too filled with disappointment to move.
6. My senpai forgot to feed me. Today I ate a sandwich that was just two pieces of bread and a sugar cookie.
7. My lego model plane is missing a captain. I'll look to the end of the earth to feel complete.
8. My bed still smells like chlorine. Fuck you with a cactus, Yamazaki.
10. A piece of anchovy got onto my side of the pizza. I wanted to throw up everything I've ever eaten in my entire life.
11. I changed my desktop to this picture of Annie and now I can't look away.
12. I sprained my ankle and took viagra instead of painkillers. Oops.
13. Went to an awesome GazettE concert and never left. Still there. Staring at the stage and remembering what was.
14. I tried a new hairstyle and the cashier at the convenience store said it looked nice. I can never leave the apartment again.
15. My relationship status: Reached a hand to pet Annie, but she moved away so I pretended that I was going for the remote instead.
16. My pen ran out of ink.
17. I got hungry and ate a pencil.
18. I was walking along at night and pulled into a van by a crazy stalker. My senpai thought it was a joke.
19. Quitting school to pursue ballet.
20. They ran out of my brand of toothpaste at the shop. I had to buy a different one and I need some time to get used to this new change.
21. My prostitution business is going poorly because I'm too generous. Taking business classes online.
22. My room is haunted. I can't leave the sage burning without supervision.
23. I heard pinky toes were useless, so I cut mine off to donate to science. Blood soaked through all my envelopes and I need more before the appendages rot.
24. Plagued by nightmares about that Antonio Bandaras cutout I saw. Need therapy.
25. Kite the Hitman Eishirou murdered me in plain sight. But he paid off all the employees of Hoshien cafe and still has to take his finals.
^ I'm being followed home from work.
Hirakoba-kun, I'm scared. Please come and save me.
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(ooc: Zaizen is in no danger and he knows it. He's being followed home in the middle of the night by a very lost Sousuke XD ....and decided to be a dirtbag)
