Mochi and Prostitution II
Oct. 2nd, 2015 09:47 pmPrice list below:
House call: 1 mochi
House visit: 3 mochi
Hang out: 1 box per 15 minutes
Hang out in bed: 1 box per 15 minutes, all red bean
Errand: 1 box per 15 minutes
Taking me for a walk: 1 box per 15 minutes. 2 boxes if leashes are involved
Cuddle: 2 boxes, one all red bean, per 15 minutes
Calling me weird names: 1 mochi for every instance
Kiss: Your tongue. Don't do it.
If you have an original requests, please submit them into the comments below. I would be happy to price your request accordingly.
Though payment is listed in mochi, Zaizen Hikaru also accepts doughnuts, waffles, ice cream, taiyaki, pastry, cake, and baby carrots. The list of acceptable payment items is up for negotiation.
Some of you have already racked up a bill. But since I hadn't technically posted the menu yet, I'll forgive you. I'm doing pretty well for myself, after all.

House call: 1 mochi
House visit: 3 mochi
Hang out: 1 box per 15 minutes
Hang out in bed: 1 box per 15 minutes, all red bean
Errand: 1 box per 15 minutes
Taking me for a walk: 1 box per 15 minutes. 2 boxes if leashes are involved
Cuddle: 2 boxes, one all red bean, per 15 minutes
Calling me weird names: 1 mochi for every instance
Kiss: Your tongue. Don't do it.
If you have an original requests, please submit them into the comments below. I would be happy to price your request accordingly.
Though payment is listed in mochi, Zaizen Hikaru also accepts doughnuts, waffles, ice cream, taiyaki, pastry, cake, and baby carrots. The list of acceptable payment items is up for negotiation.
Some of you have already racked up a bill. But since I hadn't technically posted the menu yet, I'll forgive you. I'm doing pretty well for myself, after all.
